Tess's Little Black Book
Tess's Astro Sign
Tess's Photo Album
Welcome to the world of Tess Matsudaira. Itís a hell hole. OK, maybe itís not that bad, but Iíll let you judge for yourself. No weirdos allowed! Ö But Iíll make an exception if youíre hot or cute.
BIRTHDAY: April 6, 1976
PARENTS: Makoto & Kikako Matsudaira
MARRIED/SINGLE? Was married to my high school best bud ~ Zane! Who's gay! But weíre newly divorced (should be finalized any day now!) So Iíve pretty much been single and sexless (well, other than with me, myself & I!) forever! Even when I was married! Then bam! Both Colin Kameoka and Nathan Wychovsky wanted me. Even though Colin and I get along great (heís the best roomie ever!), I chose to be with Nathan because I prefer white guys. But now things are awkward with Colin, which I hate, because we do get along in every way except that Iíve never been sexually attracted to Asian American guys and I love sex Ė a LOT!
BIRTHPLACE: Seattle, WA
EDUCATION: 3 years at Seattle Central Community College, no major ~ couldn't decide
AWARDS: Arm wrestling champ in the 4th grade!
OCCUPATION: Psychic Hotline Operator (for now)
PETS: No time, plus they poop too much
FAVORITE BOOK: Bathroom stall graffiti!
FAVORITE MOVIE: Any Jackie Chan movie
PLACE TO BE KISSED: Right on the kisser
BEST FEATURE: My lips. Oh! And my butt!